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Advice and training that helps individuals make wise decisions regarding plant choice, landscape modification (including hardscape) and cultivation technique — saving money and time while learning a skill set. Ideally the service involves a visit to the specific location, since every property is different, to assess contour (drainage), available light, blocking needs, soil structure and pH, condition of existing vegetation, et cetera. The consult usually starts with the assessee making and sharing a short (one side, one sheet of paper) pre-assessment overview (e.g., likes, dislikes, goals, priorities) — there is no charge for this. The onsite assessment normally takes 1-2 hours with guidance given on what should (or not) be considered, especially regarding extraction and what to avoid. I will tell you what I would do. However, what is done will rest with the property owner since they will be paying for the work and materials, and will be the ones living with (i.e., enjoying) the outcome. The assessee will be advised that having a great yard/garden is a process and NOT an event and that it is about the requirements of the plants. If the plant(s) cannot survive (hardiness and/or habitat), will get too big or require special treatment (high maintenance), you could be wasting money and time. Emphasis will be placed on purpose, plan, preparation, prioritization and patience, as well as playing the cards you were dealt (i.e., being objective and realistic). Advice may include, but is not limited to ornamentals, layout/design, vegetable gardening, fruits and berries, composting, mulching, pruning, plant identification, weeding, soil, invasive species, et cetera. NOTE: I facilitate (outside) gardening, take indoor plant questions elsewhere, AND there is a big difference between gardening and merely decorating with plants. Almost all assessments are accomplished in a single visit. Mentoring is more in depth than an assessment, i.e., may involve more than one visit and/or participation in one or more of my classes.  This section was for years entitled MENTORING. Alas, very few people are interested in learning to garden, mostly interested in simply decorating with plants. Nothing wrong with that just that I was hoping for more.

The goal is to provide the client access to advice that will help them make their property more beautiful, useful and safe, utilizing habitat appropriate species and environmentally sustainable practices. Participants are advised to obtain, read and frequently consult Rantings of a Mad Botanist: A Comprehensive Guide to Gardening and Land Use Practices Emphasizing Central Indiana (McKnight, 2016).  See also CLASS

Everyone should have a landscape assessment BEFORE buying a property or undertaking additions/changes to their landscape — money well spent. See TESTIMONIALS. Moreover, I have not yet met a traditional home assessor capable of providing the service. Moreover, be suspicious of advice provided by anyone promoting their own products or services. Unfortunately, most gardeners (including master gardeners) do not know enough to provide advice that I would consider sound — see my Nov 2021 Rant.


As regards the mentoring or assessment, there will NOT be a contract. It is pay as you go with the fee project specific and expected at time of service. There is a base hourly rate depending on travel time/distance. $60/hr CASH. Moreover, the Mad Botanist WILL NOT be available to do the recommended work (too busy, and usually too banged up, dealing with his own property as well as publishing and marketing books), but will provide advice on how to proceed. Nor do I make pretty elaborate drawings of potential layouts — frankly, I find them largely to be a waste of money and they can be pricey. [See also the Rantings book]

NOTE: This is a professional service and how I generate income to pay bills. Moreover, the payment does not constitute a retainer. I mention this because, while I entertain some follow-up Q&A, too many people have abused the privilege. As the saying goes, one bad apple can spoil a bushel.

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